across the room the start to yell
’bout the massive sneeze i did expell
the seem to think I controled the fact
the my own nose decided to act
they moan and groan and really fret
all because i kinda got them wet
i can’t really consider how it feels
my sneeze brought a pal upon its heels
right away i can tell what will occour
if this sneeze i don’t deter
but can i stop so powerful a wind
as to make a man believe he’s sinned?
unfort’netly i let this on go
as all my friends scream out “oh no”
my laughing fit i try in vain to muffle
lest the cops be called to the ensuing scuffle
Daniel Clarke
Dedicated, Analytic, Professional
